the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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