i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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