Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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