I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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