So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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