Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
