The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
