i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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