This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
