I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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