put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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