Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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