Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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