One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Randomize