For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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