i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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