Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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