After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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