Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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