After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
