Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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