You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i permit you to call me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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