Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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