Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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