Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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