I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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