Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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