id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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