Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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