Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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