I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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