Sponge bath it is.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
