alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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