so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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