Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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