theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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