Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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