just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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