It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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