How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
its liver damage thursday
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