I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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