It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
