Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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