Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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