Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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