Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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