i just had sex bonerless
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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