Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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