Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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