Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
50% drunk capacity currently
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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