Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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