I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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