i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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