Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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