Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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